As some of you may have found, there just aren't enough words to go around nowadays.
The word gap between the rich and poor is widening everyday, with the guffawing, fox-masticating toffs making off with all the Latinate treasures, while the poor, dog-faced, and disease-ridden amoung us are left with the meagre pickings of 'bling' and 'twittering'.
However, there are certain groups bravely coining new phrases to help the
underprivileged. I strongly suggest you donate to the 'Twitter's Women Against Tastelessness' organization. With a view to being part of the solution, I have created several new words to define certain situations and feelings I have encountered recently.
-Contraphrau, noun. (con-trah-fra-ow)
The situation created when a girl would desperately like her male friends to stop talking about their genitalia.
-Infinimpotent, adj. (in-finihm-poh-tent)
A word used to describe a conversation between two people that will be repeated ad nauseum, whether either party involved likes it or not.
-Iscariot, noun. (Eye-ska-ree-ot)
The feeling of guilt imposed on you by your Ipod when it sees you booting up a non-Mac computer.
-Bepob, noun. (Bee-pob)
The malformed result of a professional scat singer critically fumbling an intelligence roll.
-A gauch johnny, noun. (gow-ash-johnny)
A type of prophylactic obtained by having to look the college health nurse in the eye and, while straight-faced, ask for a 'small'.
Hopefully this helped.
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Well done, this is your reward.
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