Anyway, I happened to be nearby, and I noticed this new thing they're doing. Masks. They've actually got these stupid masks that cover the bottom halves of their faces, so you can only see the eyes. And they've got the England flag painted on them. Because, you know, nothing says 'Nationalism' quite like (covers lower half of face with hands, in the style of the mask) "MFFFMMMEMMFMFM!"
I suppose it's meant to be intimidating, but all it really it does is make them look like Darth Vader after a shopping spree at Poundland. You know, after the Empire collapsed Lord Vader lost all his savings and now he has to work as a cashier at Lidl.
"-inhales- -exhales- -inhales- Semi-skimmed milk, 49p. -exhales- -inhales- Family pack of low fat sausages, 99p. -inhales- Gladys, can I get a price check on the chocolate fingers? -exhales-"
But let's get serious for a moment. There is one thing I feel needs to be discussed. It's been on everyone's mind a lot, and I feel we need to just get it out in the open, put it on the table, and mull it over.
That's right. I want to talk about Nick Griffin's penis.
For him to be so angry, at so many people, it's got to be pretty small. But the question is: how small?
Let me tell you: he has no shaft. Not even an inch. All that's there is head. It's like a little purple strawberry that someone glued to his navel. It's this tiny, malformed little nub perched on top of a pair of shriveled, hairless little grapes. At this point, the dick part of his actual dick, or what remains of it, is practically inverted. His racistness has actually caused his cock to begin retreating back into him, like a snail into it's shell.
Now, the real question here is: 'Has he got a small penis because he's racist, or is he racist because he's got a small penis?'. I dont know if there's a correlation between racistness and penis size, I just know that it's probably the most fucked up graph you'll ever have to draw.
Next week, bigoted vaginas. Are they wide, or droopy?
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